Family Reuinions in Arkansas (and South Dakota) Suck!

Author: Boritom

Date: June 20, 2005

by Boritom
6-20-05
That's cool, Grampa, but i gotta get going before...
so then this feller told me I had to give him all my money! So I makes like I'm goin' fer mah wallet, and I pull a butterfly knife out. A'fore that feller knew what was happinin', I was slicing his...
Please shut up.
...fat ass up so bad, he looked like a delicatessen blew up in the middle of the street. Boy, I tell ya, I never saw so much blood, even that time back in 'Nam...
Maybe if I wish real hard, all the blood vessels in his brain will rupture simultaneously!
...when I had to flush out a tunnel full of VC out with one o' dem shrapnel grenades, and one of them got a bit in his eye and he cam out sqirtin' blood all over the place...