The Sanctity of Marriage

Author: Boritom

Date: June 22, 2005

by Boritom
6-22-05
...so then she said, "If you don't get out of the house right now, I'll call the police on your ass!"
Mmm-hmm.
So I said, "Dammit, I pay the bills for this house! Why the Hell don't you leave?"
Mmm... yeah, okay, uh... Look, I really need to know if there's been a crime committed here. So far, all i hear is that you yelled at each other
Well... she was waving a dead fetus over her head and carving a swastika into my groin at the time.
Shit, you think YOU got problems... Lemme tell you about MY wife!