Satan Claus

Author: Boritom

Date: June 27, 2005

by Boritom
6-27-05
Look, I'm kinda busy... what do you want?
Well, I was kind of wondering if... I feel silly asking, but...
Hurry it up, Fat Boy, I don't have all friggin day!
I was hoping you'd be willing to change your name to something that isn't spelled similarly to "Santa."
You have five seconds to beat it, before I morph you into that idiotic "Soy Bomb" guy at the Grammy's.
What........... Again?!?