From The Department Of Literal Interpretations....

Author: Boritom

Date: July 12, 2005

by Boritom
7-12-05
I know you stole my shit!
I did not steal your shit! Now would ya get off it already?
Don't lie to me. I know it was you!
Why the Hell would I steal your shit?
Fertilizer!
Damn... Busted!