A Message from the Ad Council and this CBS Station

Author: Boritom

Date: July 13, 2005

by Boritom
7-13-05
The American Beef Council would like to remind you that squirrels are not beef!
Thazzit, bruddah!
If you are eating a 16oz Porterhouse, and it tastes suspiciously squirrel-like, you should report the restaurant to the authorities!
Datz what it be!
Squirrels are not for eating... They're for cruel and perverse ANAL SEX ADVENTURES!
I think I hear my mom calling me!