Campbell's Cream Of Pureed Kitten Testicles Soup

Author: Boritom

Date: July 13, 2005

by Boritom
7-13-05
So then, I saw this floating torso of an elderly man floating over my bed. No head, no arms or legs... just a torso... hovering above me with what I interpreted to be malice aforethought!
Right.
So, I was pretty freaked out and I screamed at the top of my lungs and told the torso to go away, but he wouldn't. I didn't know what to do...
Right.
...and then I saw the wire, holding it up. My brother, Rick had killed Mr. Henshaw, chopped off his arms and legs and head, and was hanging him over my bed for a JOKE! Can you believe that?
I'm contemplating something similar, yeah!