Breaking up is hard to do...

Author: Bottlerockett

Date: January 16, 2001

by Bottlerockett
1-16-01
You wanted to talk to me about something, sweetie?
Yes, Maura. I can't see you anymore, when we make love I want to say it feels like screwing a leather saddle..
Waah! jerk! I hope you rot in hell!
I'm sorry, but It's just that it's no good anymore.
Don't knock it 'til you try it, jerkface!