How to speak "collection agency-glish".

Author: Bottlerockett

Date: February 7, 2001

by Bottlerockett
2-07-01
Advise removal of account from collections logs.
Advise noted. Account removed and credit report updated.
What do you advise for a choice of lunch?
I advise Chuy's or Taco Cabana.
Advise noted. I advise you stop pointing at me.
Advise noted. Pointing terminated.