I'm sorry, I had to swipe this from my childhood..!

Author: Bottlerockett

Date: February 14, 2001

by Bottlerockett
2-14-01
Me chinese, me play joke! Me go pee-pee in your Coke!
*spffffpptftttt!!!* Disgusting! *spittoo!*
Or so the story goes..!
I'm only kidding! I'm not chinese!