The Phone of the Damned [Part 4]

Author: BrainyBrimstone

Date: September 23, 2001

by BrainyBrimstone
9-23-01
TO SUMMON SATAN: Lord of evil, King of Liars, Appear now, Within this fire.
Ok, Satan, I need to get rid of this evil subliminal phone I've got.
Not a problem. Sure thing. I can handle that one with my eyes closed and my hands folded behind my back. Easy as Pie. Piece of cake. No Problemo
You cant do it ,can you?
Last time I messed with a subliminal phone I ended up with my tail coming out my mouth and my horns in a very awkward position. You're on your own, buddy.