The Phone of the Damned [Part 5]

Author: BrainyBrimstone

Date: September 23, 2001

by BrainyBrimstone
9-23-01
TO SUMMON GOD: God is Good God is Best, Come to me Jesus so I may make a request.
'Sup yo?
Jesus, I've got a problem with a evil subliminal phone.
And you think I can help you? Why do you think I'm still like this? Everytime I get down, that goddamn phone rings and before I know it I'm back up here. You're as fucked as I am
oh, no......maybe the phone company can help.