Ask Dying Jesus

Author: BrainyBrimstone

Date: September 25, 2001

by BrainyBrimstone
9-25-01
Well, Mr. Hay-sues, it's that time. I've come to collect you to take you to the underworld.
But I can't die. I'm the Son of God.
Really? I kinda thought you'd be bigger or something.
I'll kill you.