White Trash Pickup

Author: BrainyBrimstone

Date: September 28, 2001

by BrainyBrimstone
9-28-01
Ding Dong!
Cans I help youse?
Hi, I've been sent by God to die for your sins, so I've come to collect any sins you might have. Do you have any sins to contribute?
Hold on I'll Check...Yo...Marlene, we got any sins lyin' around?
Nope, just some stale pabst
Ok, That'll do.