The Truth about Lauren

Author: BrainyBrimstone

Date: September 30, 2001

by BrainyBrimstone
9-30-01
Hi, I'm Lauren, the only real person the author knows to appear in his strips so far. I would like to clear up some wrong ideas you may have about me, based on my appearance in these strips
First of all, I do not have long brown hair, it is rather short, curly and blonde. Second of all, unlike as depicted in the last strip, I don't go around hitting on random boys or robots.
....no matter WHAT that motherfucking toaster tells you.