What would you do?

Author: Braze

Date: April 29, 2001

by Braze
4-29-01
So I found this weird lamp, and it turns out that I can have any wish I ask for granted instantly.
So what are you going to wish for?
POOF!
Tee hee!
Ah.
AND THEN THE TORNADO CAME!
Hooray!
Asians are tornado-proof!