PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: PEACE WILL ALWAYS LOSE

Author: Braze

Date: May 2, 2001

by Braze
5-02-01
I am a ninja master. As such, I will teach you powerful, bone-crunching ninja techniques with which to FLATTEN YOUR ENEMIES. (my kung-fu is superior!)
...I thought martial arts was about pacifism and mental strength, you know; spirituality.
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GROIN KICK!!!!