CC30- Love is....

Author: Braze

Date: May 15, 2001

by Braze
5-15-01
In the Super Secret Space Lair...
...an acronym. See, L.O.V.E. It stands for "light orbital veridium eradicator".
...some kind of weapon?
...not unlike a giant laser. I hear it was mainly intended for incinerating asians from the comfort of space. THANK GOD!
...really a great service to humanity! BECAUSE I ALSO HATE ASIANS SO MUCH
ZAP!!!
...a distant point of light, shining down a single beam towards us...
HEY! I'M NOT EVEN ASIAN!