Moon Unit Magenta Cow

Author: BrewGuy

Date: August 8, 2002

by BrewGuy
8-08-02
Tired of being set on fire, Pato The Magenta Cow seeks refuge on the moon.
*whew* Nobody will set me on fire up HERE, nuh-uh, no-moo-ree!
...oh man...I knew I should've taken a left turn at Albuquerque..
WHAT THE.....who are YOU? Never mind, it's obvious you're a Grade A arsebuscuit. Moo.
...hmm, a letter from...BrewGuy? "If you see a Magenta Cow on the moon, you're in DANGER! Quick! SET IT ON FIRE!"
nonononono don't listen to BrewGAAAAAHHH!!
Wow! Magenta cows can burn in space! This 'BrewGuy' is pretty smart.