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| This one time, at band camp, I took this flute... | |
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| class. It was a very uplifting and endearing experience. I learned a musical instrument, made friends, and overall improved my social and vocational skills. | |
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| Wow, I'm surprised. That was an uplifting story, thank you for sharing. | |
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| Then I crammed the flute up my vagina and played "My Country 'Tis of Thee" in front of the entire Carnegie Hall Philharmonic. | |
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| And right on cue, the downspiral into debauchery. | |
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