Dissed Claimer

Author: Broly

Date: July 4, 2003

by Broly
7-04-03
I'm off to go perform stunts that I've seen on Jackass, see you around.
Wait, you really shouldn't do those. They're dangerous, and the Jackass people made a disclaimer saying so. A disclaimer!
Hmm, I do love disclaimers, but on the other hand I despise you with a fiery passion that consumes my very soul.
Ok, but you'll be sorry!
4 and a half hours later
Welp, I perfored every single stunt I've ever viewed on Jackass and I feel absolutely fine.
Maybe it's me, but I could've sworn your knees were bent the other way before you started.