NBA-rrested

Author: Broly

Date: July 13, 2003

by Broly
7-13-03
I can't believe Kobe Bryant would do such a thing.
What, is he clubbing baby seals?
No, that's you. Kobe's been charged with rape. I doubt he would do such a thing, he's a very morale and spiritual person.
True. We all know that NBA players are a monogomous lot. Never using their fame for carnal pleasures with youthful fans.
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