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| I can't believe Kobe Bryant would do such a thing. | |
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| What, is he clubbing baby seals? | |
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| No, that's you. Kobe's been charged with rape. I doubt he would do such a thing, he's a very morale and spiritual person. | |
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| True. We all know that NBA players are a monogomous lot. Never using their fame for carnal pleasures with youthful fans. | |
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