Pilates of the Caribbean

Author: Broly

Date: July 28, 2003

by Broly
7-28-03
That new Pilates workout is awesome.
Yeah? How does it work?
It consists of repetitive, fluent motions that focus on toning the abs, glutes, and lower back. Maybe you should try it out, admiral fatass.
You weigh twice as much as I do, my body's in terrific shape!
Ah, but what kind of shape is your soul in?
Probably a formless, polymorphic mass.