Heart-Felt Attack

Author: Broly

Date: August 21, 2003

by Broly
8-21-03
I went to the doctor for my annual check-up, and apparently I had a few "cardiac arrests" in the last week.
Um, isn't that serious? Maybe you should go to the hospital.
Why, I feel perfectly fine, Hollywood personality Jennifer Aniston.
Wow, we better go right now.
Damn, simmer down, baby. There's plenty of lovin' for the three of us.
I could've sworn gramps kept his portable defibrilator around here somewheres...