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| I got this great new job as a news anchor! | |
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| Oh boy, how many people did you eat to get this job? | |
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| Do you mean eat as in devour? Or eat as in eat out, like a sexual favor. Because you'd be asking for two totally different numbers. | |
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| Yeah, this is about the time I go cry myself to sleep in the fetal position. | |
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| But it's four in the afternoon. | |
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| You'd be surprised how quickly you can blackout certain thoughts crying yourself to sleep in the fetal position. You really would. | |
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