The Big Lame

Author: Broly

Date: October 4, 2003

by Broly
10-04-03
Say, I got two tickets to the big game tomorrow, wanna go?
You bet!
The very next day
Woo! Take it off, don't worry 'bout the kid, he's with me!
Maybe I heard you wrong, but didn't you say "the big game"?
Apparently you did, because I distinctly remember saying "drag queen pole-dance-a-thon". Now give me some bills to stuff in Haroldina's jock strap.
Ugh, I'm already saddened by the money you've spent, Abe Lincoln doesn't deserve to be jammed into there!