They Are... The Two

Author: Broly

Date: November 14, 2003

by Broly
11-14-03
I saw that new Matrix movie, it was a'ight.
That's cool. Did you understand it?
I sure did. Not only that, but I'm also Richard Milhouse Nixon, and I share beachfront property in Oklahoma with Lenny Kravitz.
You're either being very sarcastic, or doing the best zombie Nixon impression I've ever seen.
Why can't I be both?
Ok, ok, just this once.