The Iraqi Clause

Author: Broly

Date: December 17, 2003

by Broly
12-17-03
I think it's great that they caught Saddam Hussein finally.
That isn't Saddam, I can tell.
So you think it's one of his lookalike bodyguards or something?
No way, man. It's totally Santa Claus. Did you see his beard? That's all Santa right there.
I could've sworn Santa lived in the North Pole and not a hole in Tikrit.
Well, then he's... IRAQI CLAUS!