Hail to the Deceased

Author: Broly

Date: June 5, 2004

by Broly
6-05-04
Well, Ronald Reagan died today.
Poor young fella. He was always a pretty cool guy.
That he... wait, young? The man was into his 90's. He lived a long life.
To quote Bill Cosby: You're only as young as you feel.
The man was near comatose, he wasn't... hold up, Bill Cosby? When did he say that?
William, stop changing the subject and get back to explaining why you murdered Ronald Reagan.