The Sun Is Hot

Author: Broly

Date: September 17, 2001

by Broly
9-17-01
You know what? The sun is hot.
Is it?
Oh yes, very. I once licked it. Burned the roof of my mouth like nobody's business.
Sounds painful.
Yup. Didn't burn me as much as piping hot pizza, but still a solid burn.
Mmm, pizza.