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| Say Alfonz, when did you lose your virginity? | |
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| A few years ago. Quite a tale. | |
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| Well, it was a comely lass. She took my virginity, which weighed all of 15 pounds, right out of my young body cavity. She still has it on her mantle to this today... | |
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| I don't think you comprehend the phrase "losing your virginity"... | |
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| ... My virginity's glow has lessened over the years, but it still has a strong glimmer. Vibrant neon green virginity, it is. | |
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