Christmas Expectations

Author: Broly

Date: November 30, 2001

by Broly
11-30-01
Guess what today is!
The day of my bi-weekly high-powered enema?
...Aw hell, it is. But also, the day that we start our exciting Christmas shopping romp!
Hooray!
I'm going to be shopping for family and friends! How about you?
I haven't decided who I'll be shopping for, but it sure as hell won't be you if you don't get started with that enema.