Holiday Downsizing

Author: Broly

Date: December 22, 2001

by Broly
12-22-01
Ho ho ho, do we have all the gifts ready?
Yes, sir. Now about the matter of my pay...
Pay? Ho ho ho, I don't think so!
We elves have unionized, you cannot oppress us any longer! We demand fair wages!
Firing all those pesky elves and hiring illegal immigrants for a fraction of the cost was the best idea I've ever had.
5 dollah sucky sucky?