Christmas Emergency 4

Author: Broly

Date: December 27, 2001

by Broly
12-27-01
So, if you're going to be part of my reindeer team, you'll need this equipment here to hitch up to the sleigh.
Uh, is all this really necessary?
Why yes, of course! We have all the important items. Hitch, reins, all that.
Those I understand, but what's with the nails and burning hot spokes?
Oh, we don't need those. They're just for my perverse pleasure to watch you writh in agony whilst flying over the night sky.
Works for me.