Christmas Emergency 6

Author: Broly

Date: December 31, 2001

by Broly
12-31-01
... And by performing that heroic act, I saved Christmas.
So, by ramming into a building, near fatally wounding Santa Claus, and by ensuring that no children anywhere received any gifts, you saved Christmas?
Yeah.
Sounds more like you destroyed Christmas.
Sounds like it, but I saved Christmas nonetheless. Now get back to making clothes for Kathie Lee in a sweatshop for pennies weekly!