Alcoholiday 3

Author: Broly

Date: January 3, 2002

by Broly
1-03-02
It's been one good week for me. I brutally harmed Santa Claus, then I got mad 'faced and shot a firework at a small child.
I was shocked at how flammable the little tyke was.
So was I.
Look on the bright side, at least both Santa and the kid lived.
... You just ruined my holiday.
And no holiday is complete without being ruined. Jolly Kwanzaa everyone!