Food Ethics

Author: Broly

Date: January 7, 2002

by Broly
1-07-02
I just had the most delicious tuna fish sandwich.
Tuna! You savage scoundrel, how could you?
Jeez, what's your malfunction?
I'll tell you what, you carnivorous monster. You eat defenseless living things!
What the hell are you talking about? You ate a rack of lamb, a pound of pork, and a side of beef just this morning.
That's not related to this conversation in any way. You palindromic misanthrope!