Safe Sex

Author: Broly

Date: January 15, 2002

by Broly
1-15-02
Hello there, prostitute. I was wondering if you'd care to pleasure me for money. Of course, I'd only do so if I knew you were free of disease.
Oh yes. I'm just about the cleanest whore around.
Great! Say, what are those syphillitic protrusions lining your vagina?
Those aren't syphillis, those are the clap!
Pardon?
Uh, I mean, clap for my vagina. Yaaaay vagina!