An Actor Prepares

Author: Broly

Date: January 26, 2002

by Broly
1-26-02
Your eyes are looking unusually bulbous today.
I've been doing alot of crying. Can you believe they cancelled 3rd Rock from the Sun?
Yes. In fact, I believe that happened a year or two ago.
Jumping Jesus on a Triscuit, what are you, some sort of time-travelling policeman!
Okay, that's the last week long John Lithgow/Jean-Claude Van Damme marathon you're going to watch.
Y'see, one guy brutally harmed someone with punches, the other with hammy acting. Guess which one is which!