Space-Time Rift

Author: Broly

Date: March 9, 2002

by Broly
3-09-02
*ding*
What was that?
Just some food I put in the microwave.
But, from my vantage point, it looks as if the door is open to the microwave!
Oops! Sorry, my bad. I hope that won't cause any problems.
Not at all, I'm sure. It'll just OPEN A RIFT IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM!
Just about everything screws up the continuum these days. Must be that whole ozone deal.