Space-Time Rift 5

Author: Broly

Date: March 29, 2002

by Broly
3-29-02
You must understand that when you fooled with the toaster, you tore open a massive rip in the fabric of all existence, threatening all living things in existence!
Wait, wasn't it an open microwave?
It was a microwave, right?
That or one helluva disfigured collander.
Fine, I'm not familiar with your species' kitchen appliances. At least my race has perfected thermonuclear fusion, so nyah!
Oh yeah? Well we have... Barry Manilow!