April Fool's!

Author: Broly

Date: March 31, 2002

by Broly
3-31-02
Hooray, it's April Fool's Day!
Yay! The day where incompetent fools like you parade about and evantually are stoned!
Actually, that's not a holiday. See, on April Fool's you play jokes on friends. Like putting a fake ice cube with a bug in it in a friend's drink.
Oh, I know what that's like. This one time, I stabbed this guy and he bled to death.
... That's not a very good joke.
Strange, he said that, too.