News Update

Author: Broly

Date: June 14, 2002

by Broly
6-14-02
Crisis in the middle east, negatively fluctuating economy, the whole Martian invasion thing, this world is going to pot.
I'll say, the... Martian invasion?
Yeah, when the Martians attacked us and stuff.
We're not being attacked by Martians.
Well, it's only a matter of time considering our screwed up economic state!
You need to stop getting your news from the National Enquirer.