Planet Of The Decrepit

Author: Broly

Date: August 9, 2002

by Broly
8-09-02
Charlton Heston has recently been diagnosed with Alzheimer symptoms.
Gracious, how I weep so.
I heard he didn't take the news very well.
So did I.
I heard he was flailing his arms about, shouting "Get the hell off me you damn dirty apes!"
Blast him, stealing lines from Robert Conrad.