The Adventures of Michael Jackson - Boy Genius

Author: Buffylavalamp

Date: January 6, 2003

by Buffylavalamp
1-06-03
Meanwhile, back at the lab...
So my calculations are correct! Cthulhu!
YES, MICHAEL! BUT IT IS NOT YET MY TIME! IN 30 WINTERS HENCE, I SHALL RETURN AND ONLY A PASTY-FACED WHITE WOMAN WITH NO NOSE CAN DEFEAT ME!
Damn you, Cthulhu!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Okay, I can do this...
Oh, and she'll need a chimp and the Elephant Man's bones...