It's all about the profit margins at UniGlobalCorp...

Author: Buffylavalamp

Date: January 18, 2003

by Buffylavalamp
1-18-03
Later, after the film stops rolling...
Hey! Who's bright idea was it to put this kid on camera?
Mine, Mr. Geldgeliebter. I work in your advertising department.
Really? I thought you worked here in our shoe factory.
Oh no! Compared to those children, my 14 cents a day makes me positively middle class!
Ha ha! Don't blame UniGlobalCorp! You could afford those smokes if the damn government would cut taxes!
It's just business, kid. We have to keep the profit margins up!
I understand. It just makes it a little harder to save up to buy a pack of your cigarettes.