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Author: Buffylavalamp

Date: January 26, 2003

by Buffylavalamp
1-26-03
Help!
I'm citing you for illegal use of sunglasses.
I'm writing you up for improper wearing of a hat!
HELP!
Yeah? Well, I'm writing you a ticket for public left-handedness!
Oh! A flagrant violation of city "being a weiner" ordinances!
Please! I'm Captain Pennypants, Defender of Justice! I can save you!
HEEELLLLLP! Oh god, please HELP!