Beware his wrath!

Author: Buffylavalamp

Date: February 10, 2003

by Buffylavalamp
2-10-03
In heaven no one can hear you scream...
Hey, Tiki Tim! Any luck getting any worshippers yet?
NO! Sorry. I know I shouldn't snap. Damn, my eternal life sucks.
What do you think's wrong?
Well, there's my frickin' name to start. "Ooooh! I'm the Almighty Tiki Tim! Tremble in fear and beg for my mercy!" Sure, that's going to happen.
Sounds like you need a drink.
Oh yeah! Water into wine! That'll make my troubles go away! Jackass.