Captain Pennypants: Defender of Justice

Author: Buffylavalamp

Date: February 26, 2003

by Buffylavalamp
2-26-03
Meanwhile...
So what's the point of the cape?
Huh?
The cape. Doesn't it get in the way? A good gust of wind, and it's blown right over your head. Really, why have it?
Because I'm a superhero! It's expected, and besides, it's cool!
Not it's not. It's a deathtrap waiting to snag on something then strangle you... and you're a grown man in a CAPE!
Are you trying to piss me off, vile fiend?