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So I'm a little pissed off right now...
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| Hi! I'm Lance Geldgeliebter, president and CEO of UniGlobalCorp. I'm here in Iraq with my friend Fatima. Say hi to America, Fatima! | |
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| Now some people think I support the war here because it will provide us access to previously unattainable oil fields. | |
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| They don't know you like I know you, sir. | |
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| That's right, Fatima. They forget that we're trying to save young Iraqis to work in our future Iraqi t-shirt factories without the inconvenience of undemocratic child labor and minimum wage laws! | |
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