Meanwhile, not funny but new and politcally motivated...

Author: Buffylavalamp

Date: July 1, 2003

by Buffylavalamp
7-01-03
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We might not have found any weapons of mass destruction yet, but don't count us out.
That Saddam was one tricky fella! But trust us, we will find 'em! If you doubt me, yer not with us, yer agin' us!
We're clear!
How was that, Dick?
I see a second term in our future, Mr. President!